am I allowed to be unhinged because the hinge I have is rusty
okay google show me a tutorial on how to become moss
being woken up by having your name called must be high on the list of the worst things to happen
sometimes I have brief moments of clarity like oh yes. love and joy should be guiding me and it will all work out. documenting so i remember to express this
Sauce rice (saucy rice, rice with sauce) may be one of the most universally satisfying things humans have invented in their storied history
how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world
Whilst making sex jokes at every opportunity.
Sex isn’t real
Worst types of country songs:
- Alcoholism rules
- God bless the USA
- Truck
- Diet christian music
- Love a small town blue eyed girl
Best types of country songs:
- Just a specific ass situation
- I hate this damn job
- Woman kills those who’ve wronged her
- Alcoholism sucks
They should invent a song that’s exactly like the song I currently like but also slightly different and unique but with the same vibes
love being in bed under big winter covers i feel like an old king dying of illness telling his last will to his son
everyone shut up ive been struck by the simple beauty of ordinary life
Dude I love your blog. I’m a big fan of the cries for help
The promiscuous women bot accounts keep following me I am fucking under attack
Intrusive thoughts are so funny sometimes what the actual fuck does ”I am haunted by the ghosts of czechoslovakia” mean
oh no I started thinking about Rem again and I’m falling down the death note hole